Harry?

My mother rarely emails me.

And if she does, it usually signals something important is inside … like a recipe for her famous carmel crunch apple pie, a forwarded message telling me how much she loves me and that if i don’t send the same email back to her and 15 other people within three minutes I am doomed to be unhappy for the rest of my twenties.

Her email may include the phone number of a long lost cousin who’s coming to California and by the way can he sleep on my couch? or a photo of my brother documenting one of two things 1. he is no longer awol 2. he cut his hair for the first time since the turn of the millennium and doesn’t he look handsome?

So when I checked my email tonight and found a message from her in my inbox my curiosity was indeed piqued. She had forwarded me this link and written this cryptic note … “Your brother believes in Bigfoot. We think you should check this out.”

http://www.PaloAltoOnline.com/news/show_story.php?id=8959

However, I am going to save you the trouble of actually reading the attached story. In sum: There is a news conference in Palo Alto Friday where a couple of men will reveal the recently discovered remains of a genuine Bigfoot.

Not to sound skeptical … but haven’t we heard this before? Doesn’t some random group of hunters emerge a few times each decade claiming to have hard evidence that the Sasquatch exists only to have it be dismissed by scientists?

Still … I could barely contain my excitement! After all, Harry and the Hendersons was my favorite movie for almost all of my elementary school years. And if Harry’s out there I definitely want to say hi.

So as I skimmed the article I began making plans to attend the press conference. It will be just blocks from my office. I couldn’t believe my good fortune! That is, until I scanned further down in the article and read that only credentialed members of the media can attend the unveiling. I was devastated.

The story of the century and I can’t cover it. Why, why, why did I ever leave journalism!?!

Sure the Olympics are here, the election will no doubt be one of the most important we will witness in our lifetime, and the Red Sox won the World Series twice this past decade … But this is huge! It’s Bigfoot!

For some reason I really like the idea that there are untouched, unexplored, undiscovered territories and people living in our country. I like the possibilty, even if remote, that some large, hairy creature has survived man’s interference for centuries. It kind of gives me hope.

Last year, upon learning that there is a Bigfoot museum located in the Santa Cruz mountains, I dragged my ex-boyfriend along on a quest to find it. He really was a good a sport about it I’ll admit. Because right when you walk in you are immediately disappointed and want to turn and leave. But you can’t.

Because inside this tiny two-room cabin it’s just you, your boyfriend and the curator surrounded by some fossils of animals that are not Bigfoot, some literature on the mythical/purported to exist creature and some plaster footprint castings. Meanwhile the curator is so excited to have visitors and you reason that you did just make your boyfriend drive all the way up there to see it. Plus, you feel awkward leaving without at least pretending to get something out of it …

So you stay and feel your heart sinking as you pass each new display case. Anyhow, I don’t know what I was expecting – Bigfoot to emerge from the back with milk and cookies?

But this news conference on Friday could make up for everything. All the naysayers, all the non-believers could be silenced! Now, I just need to devise a way to get in …

6 thoughts on “Harry?

  1. Kris,

    I hope you can weasel your way inside but I hope that you won’t be disappointed. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you! As a matter of fact, I had a conversation with your brother about this very same thing a couple of weeks ago…..the jury is still out for me on whether such a creature could possibly exist. If there is such an animal, it makes me sad to think that it will be tracked, followed, disturbed, caught, etc…..sometimes things are best left to the imagination.

    D

  2. I am sorry to report that the press conference is indeed a hoax. After thorough internet sleuthing and blog reading, I am going to go out onto a limb here and say that it’s a crapper event.

    As much as I wanted to believe … I do find one positive in this revelation: The conference was scheduled for the Cabana hotel in Palo Alto. Bigfoot deserves better.

    And also, the Bigfoot Museum in Felton mentioned nothing of this event on its web site and I do believe they are a trusted source in all thing Bigfoot. The man there was a genuinely cool dude and I will not judge what he did or didn’t see years ago. What I do know is that he is enthusiastic about the subject matter and the science behind it. He did not seem interested in exploiting like a Las Vegas promoter like some people …

    I will have to wait to see Harry another day.

  3. Sorry to hear about the hoax; didn’t mean to send you on a “wild goose chase.” Your brother will be disappointed, but maybe one day…..

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